Creeptastic Santa

So I have been trying to take Parker to see Santa for over a week now, and the 'Jolly' Fellow is never there even though the posted times say he will be. However, today was Parker's lucky day! I timed it just right, and the Fat Man was there!

Wow. Oh. Wow.

What a total Creeper! First of all he didn't even bother covering his nasty yellow molestache with the synthetic snow white beard. And you know he probably isn't the real deal if he has his cell phone and SoDuKo game sitting in the chair next to him.

Anyhow, Parker was totally freaked out. I sat him in his lap and he started crying uncontrollably. It was so sad. I MAYBE would have considered getting a 'crying on Santa's lap' picture, but it was the saddest thing I have ever seen, the picture lady was talking to someone else, and (like I said before) Santa was a total nast-o! Everyone I've talked to says he gives them the 'willies.'

Needless to say... If you haven't already taken your child to see St. Nick, PLEASE don't subject them to Creepster McGoo!