A few old blogs. :)

So I deleted my myspace account... FINALLY! (call me dumb, but i couldn't figure out how to do it.) These were a few of the blogs that I had posted on my page. I didn't want to loose them because I think they were funny. I might be the only one who thought they were, but I did. So here you are... a few OLD blogs from last fall. :) Enjoy.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Project: Backyard... Current mood: amused
So it occurred to me today, that maybe, just maybe, our neighbors hate us not because we are bad people, but because our backyard sucks...
Here is a quick update. Last summer I accidentally left Matt in charge of the house for a week while I was out of town... BAD IDEA!!!! Two horrible things happened... 1) He decided the dishes needed to be SUPER clean, so he used liquid dish soap in the dishwasher. Go ahead! Try it! If you happen to have a linoleum floor it will probably bubble up as a result of the overwhelming amount of suds running out of the dishwasher. To fix this, put something heavy on the floor to glue it back down. 2) He rented a back-hoe and did some 'yard work.'
By 'yard work' I mean rip out three rock retaining walls and create a 25 foot cliff. Just in case you are wondering, we have 8 neighbor kids next door so that was a scarey thing to have! I was pretty sure one of them would die prematurely by falling off the cliff. Also resulting from this yard work was a broken sprinkler pipe which in turn flooded our neighbor's basement. This lead to their insurance company filing a lawsuit against us. FUN!
Well, this weekend he rented a back-hoe yet again. I decided it would be best if I stayed indoors and didn't look out the window. This proved to be a good idea as he dropped a boulder down the hill into our other neighbors backyard. Luckily it did not bounce through their sliding doors...
We made it through the weekend without any major damage! This includes the phone line running across the yard, oh, and also relocating a utility box that we are actually not supposed to touch...
So maybe someday when we have a pretty backyard and a fence people in the neighborhood will think we are cool.

Monday, September 29, 2008
STUPID DOG!!! Current mood: aggravated
I know I'm not a doctor, but I am pretty sure that one of the twins (Copper) is bulimic.
Well the other day I mentioned to Matt that Copper was getting fat and showed that I could hardly feel his ribs. I said "It's like he's put on some winter weight, but it is summer..."
Well, every morning I feed him, and unless it is human food he usually ignores it. Then if we leave of awhile and come back, he waits until we are both busy. Last night I was washing my face and Matt was getting Parker ready for bed. And that is when it happened. He ran into the kitchen, gobbled half the bowl of dog food, and drank about 10 gallons of water. He is a binge eater!
20 minutes later... two giant piles of throw up. Don't worry that he had just been outside. He waits till he's been let back inside. I think he wants us to know about his problem so he can get help. It was back outside for him and we cleaned up the mess.
20 minutes later... we are saying our 'goodnight prayer' and he sneaks over behind the bed and another giant pile....
Well, at this point, I've had it. We move the bed to clean up the mess, and Matt notices that the pistol is now on my side. I take it out, hand it to him, and tell him to take care of Copper.... HAHAHAHA! Of course he said no, and I was kidding...
...But then I thought about it... He has violated the carpet in EVERY room of our entire house. He has caused THOUSANDS of dollars worth of damage...
Anyone want a new dog? He's potty trained!!! :)

Sunday, November 02, 2008
Spoiled Halloween Brat!!! Current mood: surprised
Let me tell you about a spoiled little Halloween brat.... I mean.... Adorable little girl....
So Matt and I were planning on going to his parent's house for Halloween, so we didn't bother with buying any candy. (Let's face it... I would have been the one eating it anyway.) But then I realized at about 4:30 on Halloween that we wouldn't be leaving our house till around 6 or 7. What if a few Trick-or-Treaters stopped by before then? What would be give them?
We discovered two packages of fruit snacks and a variety pack of individually wrapped chips (you know Doritos, Cheetos, Lays...) in our cupboards. That would work! Heck! It will even fill up their bags faster! :)
Well, some friends stopped by with their two kids and both kids were happy as clams with their bags of Cheetos. I felt pretty confident about this whole chip situation we were in... And then she came to the door...
A precious little girl and three other friends knocked and said the famous phrase. I smiled and went to deliver the goods when the following takes place.
Little girl: "I DON'T LIKE CHIPS!!!"
Me: "Oh! I'm sorry. That is all I have. Don't you like Cheetos?" And I try to give her a bag.
Little girl: "WELL, I DO, BUT I GUESS I JUST WANT CANDY!"
And with that she turned around and walked away... Maybe the fruit snacks would have gone over better. HAHA! Kids are so funny (and blunt). You have to love them! I hope she got all the candy she could ever wish for and more! :)